Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
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Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
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Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Santa falls in love with a nurse

Santa falls in love with a nurse...

After much thinking,

he finally writes a love letter to her:

"I luv u sister."

Santa was drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

2 days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable

2 days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families

of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
An english man asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Jeeto Teaching English Grammar 2 Her Hubby

Jeeto Teaching English Grammar 2 Her Hubby.
Jeeto: `I am beautiful`, Which Tense is That?
Santa: It is Certainly Past Tense.

so they got 2 be behind while chasing!

Banta: Why is it said that behind every successful man, there is a woman?
Santa: Stupid, don't u see women chasing successful men, so they got 2 be behind while chasing!

Santa and Banta in a discussion

Santa and Banta in a discussion.
Santa: If i drink coffee, i can't sleep.
Banta: With me it`s the opposite.

If I sleep, I can`t drink coffee.

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. main kya karu?

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.