Titanic was sinking.
An english man asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Marriges are Made in Heaven
Then What are Made in Hell?
Ans: The days after Marriage.
:-)
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Marriges are Made in Heaven
Then What are Made in Hell?
Ans: The days after Marriage.
:-)
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