Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy

Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy.
Sonr kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun.

in exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

WHY STUDENT FAIL?

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

the more you learn

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

human brain is the most outstanding object in world

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

of course

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

exams are like girl friends

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

wo exam may first ayee hai !!

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,

wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,

tabhi to supply aii hai

Humari mohabat ka

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,

Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana.... ;p

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written

To Accomplish Great Things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.