jan na cycle na chain sirf jain

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat:-

jan: na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

oye! Yara ki lagta h

Oye! Yara ki lagta h, me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

tutak tutak tutiya dahi jmalo

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

a punjabi women in London

A punjabi women in London,

Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . .

Doctor My baby is ill 1week da,

Na eat da na sleep da,

Bus weep da e weep da.

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. main kya karu?

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

msg vele duniya sari

msg vele duniya sari,
miss call te sukki yari,
edar odar lamiyan callan ,
maut pendi e sadi vari?????!!!!!!!!!

ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi

ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

punjabi sms

Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!




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Jo assar hai akh di maar andar
oh na teer te na talwaar andar

ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!




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Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,
pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,

ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!




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Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c




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Padna-likhna chad pary
Nakal ty rakh aas
chak Rajai ty So jaa bhagta
Rabb karuga paas!!!




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Shehar tere diyan galiyan dy vich rul jayie
yaad kardy tenu khud nu bhul jayie

Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri aakh cho athru banky dull jayie




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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ky,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae!!!




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Dil karda ae tere kol aa k ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh k siir muk jaava

hanju ban k digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa k sukk jaava




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Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tery Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tery Ho K V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda

Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tery Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Pr Kasam Khuda di Mar K V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda




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After Putting us in fire of Love & u are Sweetly Sleeping.
Nai samajh aaya na?
Ye lo Punjabi Main Suno.
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Aggan la k Sanu Ishq Diyan! Tay aap Mithee neend sonday eein.




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Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,

Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,




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Dil kisay dy yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil dy main dhondaa rehaa,

Tur pay oh aun ga main taangh vich,
Ghar daa boua kholda dhondaa reea,




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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahy,

kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahy..




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Akhiyan wich a kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Palka ty aa kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,

Bara Dil karda baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jandy ny hanju!!




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Tary Dosti tha mul ase la ni sakdey,
Tu mangy jan tay kar inkar ni sakdey

Manya keh zindgi laindi imtihan baray
Per tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday




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Punjabi Sms Text Message

Bara Ishq Ishq Tu
Karna Aiin
Kadi Ishq Da Gunjal
Khol Te Sai
Tenu MittiVich Na Rol
Devay
Do Pyar De Bol
Bol Te Sai
Sukh Ghat Te Dar
Hazar Milan
Kadi Ishq Nu Takri Tol
Te Sai
Teri Hasdi Ankh v Pij
Javay
Kadi Sanoo Andro'n
Phul Te Sai
Tere Pyar Vich Jind
Rol Devan
Tu Samajh Me