A simple Hi can make some One feel worthwhile

A simple Hi can make some One feel worthwhile,
A little silence can change things all over,
A simple NOoo! can hurt so much,
A small mistake can haunt you For the rest of your life,
A single memory can make you cry like crazy,
A word YES can change someone’s entire life,
A phrase I love you can make you feel you own the world,
And a text sms sent with so much love and care make someone’s Day!
So keep texting ! ...

boyz lie and girlz wear make up

Usually boyz believe in what they seeee and
girlz believe in what they hear,
that is why ....
boyz lie and girlz wear make up

Boyz get mad easily, but usually do not show it

Boyz get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girlz get sad easily and can cry like crazy! ...
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Boysz care about the quantity of love!.
Girlz care about the quality of love ...
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girlz can forgive, but can not forget! ...
.
Boyz can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boyz prefer the phrase "Boys vs Girls"
Girlz INSIST on saying "Girls vs Boys" !!

If a girl says

If a girl says "do not worry about it"!!
Then you better freaking worry about it

During a family gathering including Boy Friend Girl Friend & Boy Friend’s mom

During a family gathering including Boy Friend Girl Friend & Boy Friend’s mom... Boy Friend got asked the most difficult question...
Girl Friend: if u were on a raft in the middle of the ocean and ur mom and me were in the water, who would u save? you could only save one!!
Boy Friend:
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I’d save my mom & jump into water to die with u
because
I promissed u i never wanna live without u baby
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Like this if you impressed with boy’z answer..!!!

Why arer boyz so careless and irresponsible?

Why arer boyz so careless and irresponsible?
because
They know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway ...

boy: I love You

Boy: I love You.
Girl: I Love You More.
Boy: No But I Love You.
Girl: Yeah I Know I Love You To
Boy: Listen, i Said I Love You
…Girl: Grinning Ear-To-Ear, *Smiles*
I Love You More More Baby.
Boy: There You Go Sweet Heart,
That The Smile I Was Looking For

girl: if we get married you stop smoking

Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)

larka: tum ho kya jo Itnay nakhray dikha rahi ho?

Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?

Larki: I'm Heroin.

Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)

ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki K Saath Baitha Tha.
2nd Day Doosri Ladki K Saath Dekha Gaya.

3rd Day Koi Aur Ladki Thi.
4th Day Kisi Nayi Ladki Ke Saath Tha

Moral: Ladkiyan Badal Jaati Hain, Ladke Nahin Badaltey

Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?

Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.

Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.

Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey. :-)

mere sath chalo gi?

BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?

GIRL: Kahan?

BOY: Jahan Tum Kaho Wahan?

GIRL:OK. 9.0 Chalte Hain.

BOY: Qasam Se Baji,
Yahan To Mazaq Karna Bhi Azaab Hai... :-)

aik DOLI aik JANAZA takra gaye

Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA Takra Gaye,

Dekhne Wale B Chakra Gaye,

Uper Se Awaz Aayi Ye Kisi Vedai Hai Mehbob Ki DOLI Ko Dekhne Yaar Ki MIYAT Aayi Hai

pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta hai

1.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dhokha Kyo Deta H

2.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Insaan Bhool KYO Nhi Pata

3.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dard Kyo Deta H Reply Me

A Cool Way Of Making Girlfriend

Boy: Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?

Girl:I'm not allowed, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Boy: Cos you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)

Jo Larkion Ko Kehty Ha Baji

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie