M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .

Girl:

Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,

Frnd: Kyun ???

Girl:

W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa. =P =D

Mere marne kay baaad mere doston

Mere marne kay baaad mere doston,
yun aansoo na bahanaa,
Aghar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhaa upar chale ana

Salman Khan- Aaj Meri Baap Kay Pas 14 Cars Hain

Salman Khan- Aaj Meri Baap Kay Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hain,

4 Bunglow Hain,

3 Farmhouse Hain,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hain?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hain

Jiss Ka Kaam Usi Ko Sajhay

Jiss Ka Kaam Usi Ko Sajhay”



Hamesh Reshamya In
“AP Ka Surror”

Flop . . . .

Iss Film Ka Name Hona Chahiay Tha,
“AP Ka KasooooOOOOR”

If DHONI & SANIA Marry

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ? ?
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Simple Yaar

” DHANIYA “

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak giii

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak giii, tum mujhay aik spinner hi dila doo.

next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Himesh Reshammiya

Himesh Reshammiya
The Judge ooOf
Saa Ree Gaa Maa Paa Challenge 2009
Ask a challenger after his worst performance
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Mujhaay Tiri Ghar Say Roti Chahyah
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Inncoent Sardar Jee Replied
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Sir main Tou khud Parosion Sey Mang Kar Khata Hoon

Geo

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

Aur Tumharay Candidates

Muna : Abay Circuit! Jah bajuu walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laaa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Muna : Abay Circuit! Jah bajuu walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laaa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Muna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Muna Bhai: Yar yah kuttey ponch kyun hilatay hain?

Muna Bhai: Yar yah kuttey ponch kyun hilatay hain?

Boley to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ku Hindi Main Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ku Hindi Main Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyun kay Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Circuit: Bhai America Ka Sadar kahan rehta hoe ga?

Circuit: Bhai America Ka Sadar kahan rehta hoe ga?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghat pay.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly tou?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".

...........................HAHAHAHAHA............................

Apun Donuo kaa Dosti aikdum Jhakas Honaa Mangta Hey

Apun Donuo kaa Dosti aikdum Jhakas Honaa Mangta Hey
Jhakas Bole To...
Apun Hira Tu Muti
Apun Sabji Tu Ruoti Apun Water Tu Tanki
Apun Tarzan Tu Donkey......

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Apki Mohabat Apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai

Apki Mohabat Apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari Per Bulao Hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

CHICKEN ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

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COCA COLA

He Kafi Hai…. =P ;->

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

2 guys were following 2 girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

what is SMS?

What is SMS?
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S- Sirf
M- Muft ka
S- Sir dard
Na karo to log sochte hen k KANJUS hai
or
Karo to log sochte hen Farig betha hai

asi konsi cheez hai jo women mein aage hoti hai aur cow mein peeche

Asi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Women Mein Aage Hoti Hai Aur Cow Mein Peeche

Socho

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Its “W”
W – Woman
Cow – W

Yaar Hamesha He Ulta Sochte Ho, Kabhi Kuch Acha Bhi To Aa Sakta Hai Na

tutak tutak tutiya dahi jmalo

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

1 shaks K.E.S.C office fone kr k bola

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

sms karna is tarah

Sms karna is tarah band kar diya logo nay FARAZ,
jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay.