Aghar bhool say aghar bhool ho jaye tou

Aghar bhool say aghar bhool ho jaye tou,

bhool samajakar bhool jana,

lekeen bhoolna sirf bhool koo ,

hame matt bhool jana

hava a dice day

You are the best!

Thank you just is not enough!

You are the best!

Happy Boss Day!

1 can pay bck the loan of gooollld

1 can pay bck the loan of gooollld,

but 1 dies forever in debt 2 those who are kind.

You are 1 such person 4 me.

Happy Boss Day!

I feeel a very unusua

I feeel a very unusual

if it is not indigestion

I think it must be gratitude.

That 2, 4 you. Happy Boss Day!

Sardar sent SMS 2 his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS 2 his BOSS

Mee sick, not work

Boss SMS bck:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Mee ook, ur wife very sweet

manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?

Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?


EmpLoyeE:

"BijLI Deen"



Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!

EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM

"Chirag dEen"

ThA..

Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM

"BijLI DEen"

Rakh Lia Hai.

The true lines on the T-shirt

The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:


"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG."

morning note :

Morning note :

Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud.

After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty &

the cow is enjoying it.

never trust a m@n

Never trust a m@n

who says he is the boss at home.

He probably lies abt other things too

are you free sunday evening?

Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)


Are You Free Sunday Evening???


Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!


Boss: Good Then.....


Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!

Question: Define a boss?

Question: Define a boss?


Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .

boss sms

Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?

Applicant:Illness.

Boss:What was the trouble?

Applicant:My boss was sick of me!

prayer of an employee

Prayer Of An Employee :


Dear God,


Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..


Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..


Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..


But Dearest God Don?t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,


I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
We are the 1st option!

Ek Mulazam Ne Boss Se

Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to
Employe:to
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Phir mA¡N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA