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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

Dirty Mind =P ;)

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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

Taar khali ho jati hay

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

Rearrange These Words

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Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
&
Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty

Rishtay torr deti hai GF...

Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF...

Naa aanay dena dil k kareeb kabhi isko ...

Kyu k dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti hai GF ...

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GF bolay to GalatFehmi .......
Jo abhi Aap Ko Hoyi :P

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .

Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,

Frnd: Kyun ???

Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa. =P =D

Birds are chillaying

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Birds are chillaying, murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???

jaano meray mun mai daalo

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GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

tum kya samjhy thay

|

BHARWA
.



BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

fill in the blanks

|

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

smile is the 2nd best thing

|

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

rearrange these words

|

Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
...
.

.

.

.

.

.

Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
&
Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty

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