M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .
Posted by Manan | Labels: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms Jokes
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
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Subtext ?? =P
If Not . . . =D
Naughty