Woh team w0rld cup jeet gai

Woh team w0rld cup jeet gai
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Faraz
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Jin k bachon ko yeh tak nahe pata k knor noodles khana hay ya peena.

4 Marasi janazay ko tezi se le kar

4 Marasi janazay ko tezi se le kar
qabron k oper se guzar rahay thay.
admi:
oye sharam karo neechay murday hain.
Marasi:
Te uttay kera asi world cup chukeya ae.

Ghilani saab kahan ja rahy ho?

Zardari:
Ghilani saab kahan ja rahy ho?
Gheelani: India
zardari:
india kis liye?
Ghilani:
yar wo afridi nadan hay kahin wo WORLD CUP sasta na bech dey.

3 Chehray Insan ko kbi Nhi Bhooltey

3 Chehray Insan ko kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
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“Misbah-ul-haq”

Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahe ho gay na t.v pr??

Indian:
Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahe ho gay na t.v pr??
Pakistani:
ha ha ha ha, nai g
Saady han te light e nahi hundi.

Aik murghi nay 3 anday diay aur Dua ki k mujay

Aik murghi nay 3 anday diay aur Dua ki k mujay
naik Aulad milay.
Pehlay anday say Altaf Hussain Nikla.
Dosray say Rehman Malik nikal aya.
Teesra anday ka wait krty hwy murgi thk gai kch
der bad awaz i maa misbah hn fifty pori kar k aon ga.

Bacha school sy aa kar ammi sy bola: Ammi aaj main school ground mein shahid afridi lag raha tha. Ammi khush ho kar: Woh keisy mery chand? Bacha: Kal

Bacha school sy aa kar ammi sy bola:
Ammi aaj main school ground mein shahid afridi lag raha tha.

Ammi khush ho kar:
Woh keisy mery chand?
Bacha:
Kal ka home-work na karny par teacher ny kaha
ja’o beech ground mein aur
dono hath upar kar ky kharry ho ja’o.
”\(‘,’)/”
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Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?

Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

If DHONI & SANIA Marry

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ? ?
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Simple Yaar

” DHANIYA “

jo hum se takrayega……

Jo hum se takrayega……
Woh World Cup se tata bye bye ho jayega….
Dekha hua naaa.
Lets celebrate.
Congartulation Team India for the great WIN.

dhoni's mom:

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa, and public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

DHONI to SACHIN:

DHONI to SACHIN: "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play
cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied: "I never sent anybody"

jab khelenge ye sher gyaara

Jab Khelenge Ye Sher Gyaara,
Kaampega Ye Duniya Saara,
Jab Legenge Chhakke Baara-Baara,
Aur Choukkon Ka Lagega Bhandara,
World Cup Bees Gyaara(2011)
Ab To Hoke Rahega Humaara
Go India Go...!!

Yuvi Aur Zaheer Chal Gaye Pichli Baar

Yuvi Aur Zaheer Chal Gaye Pichli Baar
Khote Sikke Nahi Chalte Har Baar
Tej Karo Apne Hathiaron Ki Dhaar
Team India Ke Har Khiladi Ko Khelna Hoga Zordaar
Tabhi Hoga Quarter Final Ka Beda Paar

guess what?

TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho.?
Nahi Pata?
Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai

batting first class hai

Batting First Class Hai
Bowling Bhi Khas Hai
Fielding Thodi Aam Hai
Himmat Kamaal Hai
Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi
Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai

PCB Has Anounced The New Pakistabi

PCB Has Anounced The New Pakistabi Team For The World Cup Coch KWAB ALAM Team IMRAN FAQEER SALMAN NUTT BONUS KHAN SHOAIB JHALAK MISBAH UL HAQ SHODA AFRIDI KAMRAN KHATMAL UMER BULL SHOIAB KHATMAL RAO JAMADAR Extras DANISH MALERIA

you gave us a hope by reaching in semi final

I AM SORRY TO MY NATION (SHAHID AFRIDI) Why Sorry? You Gave Us A Hope By Reaching In Semi Final & Bringing That Beauty Back To Your Nation. Why Sorry? U Built The Separated Team... U Made Them United. Why Sorry? A 6th Ranking Team Beating & Competing With The Top Class Teams In Their Home Grounds. Why Sorry? U Raised Pakistani Flag In Mohali. Why Sorry? Because Of U Pakistan National Anthem Was Sung In The Indian Ground. Why Sorry? Shahid Bhai Please Dont Cry We Cant See Tears In Your Eyes. Its Your Love Towards Your Nation And Country. We Love Pakistan Proud On Shahid Afridi & Our Whole Team,,,,,,,,,

mery ishq ki bowling ne

Mery Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di FARAZ Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho Uska Baap Umpire Nikla (',') *No Ball* /) (----> _/ \_.... Happy Season Of Cricket World Cup 2011. Cricket We Love U...