Just a second, don't misunderstand

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

he couldn't b everywhere

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

I m worried coz todays paper

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

no missed calls..

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

koi acha kam kia hota

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Now open your eyes

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

i cannot hide this from u any more

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don’t want 2 hurt u

but I feel it’s best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else …………

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti

light can replace dark

Light can replace Dark.

Success can replace Failure.

Smile can replace Pain.

But nothing can replace YOU
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement:-)

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tarika Parhney Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key
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Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat