Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak giii

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak giii, tum mujhay aik spinner hi dila doo.

next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Himesh Reshammiya

Himesh Reshammiya
The Judge ooOf
Saa Ree Gaa Maa Paa Challenge 2009
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Sir main Tou khud Parosion Sey Mang Kar Khata Hoon

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Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

Aur Tumharay Candidates

Sardar sent SMS 2 his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS 2 his BOSS

Mee sick, not work

Boss SMS bck:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Mee ook, ur wife very sweet

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai

santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

Son:papa 5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

aik Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha

Aik Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh! Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar Ghusay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh!! Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola: Are u relaxing? Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing. Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

aik jaga barat pa pabandi lag gi

aik jaga barat pa pabandi lag gi sardaron ko pta chala wo saza dany chaly gay kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy aik baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo sadar: chal wapis aik bar phr aa gya sadar: phir bola chal waps turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

Sardar Aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha

Sardar Aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Maurim Sardar Wakeel Say

Maurim Sardar Wakeel Say Maujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe saazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai... Sardar wakell after case : Maujrim : case ka kia bna Sardar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

aik din aik sardar show may betah howa tah

aik din aik sardar show may betah howa tah woh joh show karwa raha tah us ke bat us par bohut hoob lagy & us nai show kar nay wala say kaha aw chalai langar kai leyi jab o darwazai tak phonch giya to us nai kely ka chelka deka us nai apny aap say kaha aj phir pesalna paryga !) RAUF AFRIDI(

Sardar Sms

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay?

Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn.
Sarther: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sarther: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai.




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Sarther ka Padrosi Mr Gya:
Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay.

Sarther: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :




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Sarther apni shadi py utheas tha kisi ny poocha kya bait hai?
Sarther: Mere susral ny Barat py thoray logn ka kaha hai.
Pata nai Abba mjhy le jata hai ya nahi.




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Sarther Frnd Sy
Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga.
Frnd: Kyn?
Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Frnd: To Kya Hua??
Sarther: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kr Aye Ga.




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1st Sarther:Me Kal Mushairy me gya
tu logo ny mjhy utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shair ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Thead dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"




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A sarther ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house ....
still he was in jail .... .... .y?
Because all the 6 were fire brigade staff !




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Sarther: Will you merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after i die .
Sarther: No i will also live with ur sister.




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interviewee;what is ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu every year.




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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now.
Sadar: U mean if I am on diet" I can't look at the menu also?




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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty




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2 Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine to.




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Aik Sarther ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai
tu bachy ny kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai.
Sarther ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main naie aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.




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Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di
Sarther Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ny Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ny Use Pagal Samjh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sarther Jee Tusi Ty Great O
Sarther: O A Ty Kuch Vi Nai Hale Ty Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.




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After finishing MBBS.
SARTHER starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
and
Ears
By TORCH!
and
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".




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Sardar:
Aj BV ny bot mara
Major Rohail:
Kyn?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrina
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrina Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrina.




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Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Sy Ghar Sy Bahar Hun.




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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film daikhi"




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Sardar Building Sy Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up and Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardas Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Ay.




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1 Sardar calls Air India and ask "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a mint, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.




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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr So gya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gy!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Sy Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tu Kuch Nahi Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hai?




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to Sardars went in to a bar and after ordering to drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So the to Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.




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Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour say daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni dair Say Kia Dekh Rahy Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry date daikh raha hoon......




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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bot dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"




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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlao gy?
Sardar: "Yateeem".




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FIA: Y criminals leave their finger prints after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature for you..



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A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gy.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha




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to Khusray Shadi ki Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main tu 1100 lun g,
Dosra bola main to 1200 lun g,
Peche sy Sardar bola to300 ly lo us main FM b hai.




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Microsoft Sms Jokes

1 Sardar k pas Kawa(crow) tha, wo mulaaim(soft) tha,

Batao Sardar ne apne Kaway ka kya naam rkha hoga?

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Socho Socho

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Microsoft..

Mi-crow-soft :-D