1st Best joke of the 2011:

1st Best joke of the 2011: Wo konsi bekar cheez hai jo apki jism k sath attaach hai?
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Wo cheez tum khud ho jani

choose any 1 Alphabet from

Choose any 1 Alphabet from
“VALENTINE DAY”
nd i”ll tell u abt the behavior,
of ur life partner..
come on try it, just 4 fun…
reply fast its quite interesting..
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ANSWER:
V- With u 4ever
A- loves u
L- never understand u
N- understand u
T- trust u
E- just time passing with u
I- always miss u
D- has affair with someone
Y- selfish

select one no:

Select One No:
Jis se Pata Chale ga k Apki Ankhon Men kya Nazar ata hai.
11, 22, 33, 44, 55
66, 77, 88, 99, 00
Reply must.
Answer:
11: Chalaki
22: Pyar
33: Masti
44: Umed
55: Khubsurti
66: Jazba
77: Gehrai
88: Ghusa
99: Narazgi
00: Masumiyat

Jo Apko Sab Se Ziyada Acha Lagta Hai Us k Naam ka Last Alphabet Likh Kar bhejen

Jo Apko Sab Se Ziyada Acha Lagta Hai Us k Naam ka Last Alphabet Likh Kar bhejen.
Then I will Tell u, Uski Feelings Apke liye kia hen?
Its very Interesting. Reply.
A-Really loves u
B-Likes U
C-Very caring About U
D-Very possessive abt u
E-Big enemy of U
F-Always pray 4 U
G-Very rude
H-only flirt wid u.
I-Hates U
J-Wants 2 kill u
K-very sincered
L-Like u but not showing
M-never wana loose u
N-cant live widout u
O-angry wid u
P-just wants u
Q-ignores u
R-really lov u n want u 2 mary
S-waiting 4u
T-Passing time
U-Want 2 propose u
V-Very respect u
W-Never want 2 Gladen u
X-Very emotional abt u
Y-always mis u
Z-See monkey in u

what is SMS?

What is SMS?
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S- Sirf
M- Muft ka
S- Sir dard
Na karo to log sochte hen k KANJUS hai
or
Karo to log sochte hen Farig betha hai

Q1: bhagwan ko gusa kab ata hai?

Q1: Bhagwan ko gusa kab ata hai?
Ans:Jab koi ladki begair shadi k maa ban jae or ladki ki maa kahe
“Hey Bhagwan ye tumne kia kar diya”
Q2:Bhagwan kab khush hota hai?
Ans:Jab ksi ladki ka rape ho raha ho or wo zor zor se kahe k bhagwan k liye chor do.
Q3:Bhagwan ki phat ti kab hai?
Ans:Jab koi ladki mandir me aye or kahe k agar meri mannat puri hui to me bhagwan ko naryal charaoungi.

you have 5 min 2 ans this

You Have 5 Min 2 Ans This.

1. Ur Opinion About Me?
2. Ur Feeling If U Lose Me?
3. What U Don’t Like In Me?
4. A Song U Dedicate 2 Me?
5. Reply If U Don’t HATE Me?

Hurry I’m Waiting For U

asi konsi cheez hai jo women mein aage hoti hai aur cow mein peeche

Asi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Women Mein Aage Hoti Hai Aur Cow Mein Peeche

Socho

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Its “W”
W – Woman
Cow – W

Yaar Hamesha He Ulta Sochte Ho, Kabhi Kuch Acha Bhi To Aa Sakta Hai Na

A Cool Way Of Making Girlfriend

Boy: Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?

Girl:I'm not allowed, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Boy: Cos you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)

Question Answer Text Messages

ANSWER THESE QUICK..

1.Wat I deserve
Hug, Handshake Or Nothing
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2.Dedicate a song 4 me?
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3. Which movie u wil lik 2 see with me?
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4. How wil u react if I say, I love u ?
A