One day a man inserted
Next day he received a hundred letters.
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Showing posts with label Marriage Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage Sms. Show all posts
2 MEN TALKING 1st:
2nd:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
2nd Man: Exactly
To Get Married..?
There Is No Such Month
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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Marriges are Made in Heaven
Then What are Made in Hell?
Ans: The days after Marriage.
:-)