a good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

good leaders are like baseball umpires;

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

politics is the gentle art

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

the flood of money

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

some men change their party

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

i offer my opponents a bargain:

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

we have plenty of Confidence in this country

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

politics sms

98% of da adults in this country r decent,
hardworking, honest Americans. It's da other lousy 2 %
dat get all da publicity. Bt dan, we elected dam.




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Da Constitution only guarantees da American people
da right 2 pursue happiness. U have 2 catch it urself.




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Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics r
punished by being governed by those who r dumbr.




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Mein shohrat ka talib nahin,
Mein protocole ka talib nahin,
Mein aalishan bangley ka talib nahin,
Mein rupya jama karney ka talib nahin,
.
.
.
.
.
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kr loon ga"




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Zardari ka nya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo .




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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisy kehty hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do 2 tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"




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Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
Baat 2 Ehsaas Ki hai
Cycle pr Mohar Lagain
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi




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Syasat dano ny awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dia
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dia
socha tha k shyd salary barhangy
salary 2 barhai nhi GHANTA barha dia




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Politicians r da same all over. Day promise 2 build a bridge even where there no river.



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Those who r 2o smart 2 engage in politics r punished by being governed by those who r dumbr.



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Zardari ka Farman
Subse pehly sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan
Khatam karo muslman
Dollar hai apna Eeman
Or Bush hai Abba jaan




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It is da duty of every citizen according 2 his bst
capacities 2 give validity 2 his convictions in political affairs




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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
lovers of wisdom come 2 hold political power
or da holders of power,bcome lovers of wisdom.




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Politics is da gentle art of getting votes from da poor
& campaign funds from da rich,
by promising 2 protect each from da odar.




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PAkistan main Lite ka breakdown kyn hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gy hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhryat ky khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti 2 lite na jati.
ANP: Lite ki aarh main Pakhtono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.




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Naa-Ahl ho gye aakhir dono bhai FARAZ,
NA tu Shabaz raha na hi Ganja Nawaz..




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Da word 'politics' is derived 4rm da word 'poly', meaning 'many',
& da word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uni4m i'll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make da whole world happy



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Nearly all men can stand adversity, bt if u want 2 test a mans character, give him da power.




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Bush ka Kutta roth gya,
Gandhy nalay main ja kr doob gya,
Bola ab aur zulm nahi sahin gy,
Ek ghar mai do do nahi rahn gy




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M Ali Jinnah han Qaid e Azam
Liaqut Ali han Qaid e Millat
Fatima Jinnah han Madar e Millat
Pervez Musharraf han Qaid e Qillat




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Among politicianz da esteem of religion is profitable; da principles of it r troublesome.




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Apprntly,a democracy is a place where numerous electionz r held at great cost
wid out issues & wid interchangeable candidates.




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P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes ur Hand B4 Elections
&
Ur Confidence After ... ;->




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Zardari Politics Sms Text Messages

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"