Salman Khan- Aaj Meri Baap Kay Pas 14 Cars Hain

Salman Khan- Aaj Meri Baap Kay Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hain,

4 Bunglow Hain,

3 Farmhouse Hain,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hain?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hain

Jiss Ka Kaam Usi Ko Sajhay

Jiss Ka Kaam Usi Ko Sajhay”



Hamesh Reshamya In
“AP Ka Surror”

Flop . . . .

Iss Film Ka Name Hona Chahiay Tha,
“AP Ka KasooooOOOOR”

Muna : Abay Circuit! Jah bajuu walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laaa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Muna : Abay Circuit! Jah bajuu walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laaa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Muna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Muna Bhai: Yar yah kuttey ponch kyun hilatay hain?

Muna Bhai: Yar yah kuttey ponch kyun hilatay hain?

Boley to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ku Hindi Main Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ku Hindi Main Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyun kay Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Circuit: Bhai America Ka Sadar kahan rehta hoe ga?

Circuit: Bhai America Ka Sadar kahan rehta hoe ga?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghat pay.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly tou?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".

...........................HAHAHAHAHA............................

Apun Donuo kaa Dosti aikdum Jhakas Honaa Mangta Hey

Apun Donuo kaa Dosti aikdum Jhakas Honaa Mangta Hey
Jhakas Bole To...
Apun Hira Tu Muti
Apun Sabji Tu Ruoti Apun Water Tu Tanki
Apun Tarzan Tu Donkey......

hahahahahahahahahahaha

kitne % bhartiyon ko

Kitne % Bhartiyon Ko Lagta Hy K Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif Se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
Bcoz
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Rest Of The 90% Wants To Marry Katrina Kaif Themselves =P ;->

3 idiots would have been a more bigger hit

3 Idiots Would Have Been A More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would've Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

in case there is a breakoff between saif and kareena

In Case There Is A Breakoff Between Saif And Kareena, He Will Have His Tattoo Changed To
Guess Wot Guyz
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KAMEENA…€¦Â€¦Â€¦Â€¦Â€¦Â€¦Â€¦;->

wesy to amir khan ki har

Wesy To Amir Khan Ki Har
Movie Men Koi Lesson Hota Hai,


Lakin 3 Idiots Men Us Ny
Dunya Ko Aik New Bat Batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar Kahan Rehta Hai?

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar Kahan Rehta Hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat Pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat Boly To?
Munna Bhai: English Main Boly To "Washing Town".

ye hai basanti

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Ye Hai Basanti
Film SH0LAY Ki


Ab Ye Nachy Gi


Nachi Kya?


Nahi?


Ab Nachi?


Nahi Naachay Gi Pagal..


Yaad Nahi Dharminder Ne Kya Kaha Tha!
"Basanti, In Kutton K Samny Mat Nachna.

Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain….;->

Salman Khan

MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!