Sardar Sms

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay?

Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn.
Sarther: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sarther: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai.




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Sarther ka Padrosi Mr Gya:
Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay.

Sarther: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :




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Sarther apni shadi py utheas tha kisi ny poocha kya bait hai?
Sarther: Mere susral ny Barat py thoray logn ka kaha hai.
Pata nai Abba mjhy le jata hai ya nahi.




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Sarther Frnd Sy
Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga.
Frnd: Kyn?
Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Frnd: To Kya Hua??
Sarther: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kr Aye Ga.




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1st Sarther:Me Kal Mushairy me gya
tu logo ny mjhy utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shair ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Thead dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"




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A sarther ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house ....
still he was in jail .... .... .y?
Because all the 6 were fire brigade staff !




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Sarther: Will you merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after i die .
Sarther: No i will also live with ur sister.




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interviewee;what is ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu every year.




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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now.
Sadar: U mean if I am on diet" I can't look at the menu also?




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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty




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2 Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine to.




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Aik Sarther ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai
tu bachy ny kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai.
Sarther ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main naie aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.




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Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di
Sarther Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ny Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ny Use Pagal Samjh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sarther Jee Tusi Ty Great O
Sarther: O A Ty Kuch Vi Nai Hale Ty Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.




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After finishing MBBS.
SARTHER starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
and
Ears
By TORCH!
and
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".




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Sardar:
Aj BV ny bot mara
Major Rohail:
Kyn?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrina
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrina Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrina.




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Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Sy Ghar Sy Bahar Hun.




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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film daikhi"




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Sardar Building Sy Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up and Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardas Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Ay.




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1 Sardar calls Air India and ask "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a mint, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.




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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr So gya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gy!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Sy Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tu Kuch Nahi Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hai?




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to Sardars went in to a bar and after ordering to drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So the to Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.




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Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour say daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni dair Say Kia Dekh Rahy Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry date daikh raha hoon......




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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bot dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"




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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlao gy?
Sardar: "Yateeem".




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FIA: Y criminals leave their finger prints after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature for you..



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A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gy.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha




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to Khusray Shadi ki Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main tu 1100 lun g,
Dosra bola main to 1200 lun g,
Peche sy Sardar bola to300 ly lo us main FM b hai.




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