politics sms

98% of da adults in this country r decent,
hardworking, honest Americans. It's da other lousy 2 %
dat get all da publicity. Bt dan, we elected dam.




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Da Constitution only guarantees da American people
da right 2 pursue happiness. U have 2 catch it urself.




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Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics r
punished by being governed by those who r dumbr.




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Mein shohrat ka talib nahin,
Mein protocole ka talib nahin,
Mein aalishan bangley ka talib nahin,
Mein rupya jama karney ka talib nahin,
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"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kr loon ga"




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Zardari ka nya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo .




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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisy kehty hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do 2 tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"




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Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
Baat 2 Ehsaas Ki hai
Cycle pr Mohar Lagain
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi




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Syasat dano ny awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dia
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dia
socha tha k shyd salary barhangy
salary 2 barhai nhi GHANTA barha dia




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Politicians r da same all over. Day promise 2 build a bridge even where there no river.



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Those who r 2o smart 2 engage in politics r punished by being governed by those who r dumbr.



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Zardari ka Farman
Subse pehly sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan
Khatam karo muslman
Dollar hai apna Eeman
Or Bush hai Abba jaan




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It is da duty of every citizen according 2 his bst
capacities 2 give validity 2 his convictions in political affairs




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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
lovers of wisdom come 2 hold political power
or da holders of power,bcome lovers of wisdom.




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Politics is da gentle art of getting votes from da poor
& campaign funds from da rich,
by promising 2 protect each from da odar.




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PAkistan main Lite ka breakdown kyn hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gy hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhryat ky khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti 2 lite na jati.
ANP: Lite ki aarh main Pakhtono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.




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Naa-Ahl ho gye aakhir dono bhai FARAZ,
NA tu Shabaz raha na hi Ganja Nawaz..




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Da word 'politics' is derived 4rm da word 'poly', meaning 'many',
& da word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uni4m i'll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make da whole world happy



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Nearly all men can stand adversity, bt if u want 2 test a mans character, give him da power.




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Bush ka Kutta roth gya,
Gandhy nalay main ja kr doob gya,
Bola ab aur zulm nahi sahin gy,
Ek ghar mai do do nahi rahn gy




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M Ali Jinnah han Qaid e Azam
Liaqut Ali han Qaid e Millat
Fatima Jinnah han Madar e Millat
Pervez Musharraf han Qaid e Qillat




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Among politicianz da esteem of religion is profitable; da principles of it r troublesome.




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Apprntly,a democracy is a place where numerous electionz r held at great cost
wid out issues & wid interchangeable candidates.




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P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes ur Hand B4 Elections
&
Ur Confidence After ... ;->




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